A Fury Blogger Moment

Frankie the Face palm bear says, “You’re an idiot Fury Blogger”
It’s been a couple of months when I first realized that my son had broken his ceiling fan in his room. So we fast forward to today and of course when you have young boys their rooms are going to eventually smell.
What? Your son doesn’t smell? Oh, well mine does. I have to treat him like he has the bubonic plague after an entire day of playing and running in the mud. He also has a horrible habit of hiding his smelly clothes in places I can’t find them which leads me to this story. STOP JUDGING ME. Anyway…
After a short brainstorming session with myself I had figured out why the ceiling fan wasn’t working. THE FUSE WAS BLOWN! So I reset the fuse box and voila!
I run into his room to check out my awesomeness that is fan fixing and I grab the febreeze, gently point it upwards so it can spread up and then drape the entire room, maximizing the use of the can. Unfortunately the laws of physics were not on my side and the fan kicked the spray right into my eyes. The burning was intense and I screamed, “OH MY GOD THAT WASN’T A WELL THOUGHT OUT PLAN!!! AHHHHHH!!!”
And this has been ‘A Fury Blogger Moment’

Hahahahaha! You kill me, man. You really do.
People keep telling me I have a radio voice… maybe I should start a show?!
Although, I don’t think I could handle all the ladies throwing their panties at me through the radio…
::cracks up:: You heard that!? Nice.
Actually… no I haven’t heard that… Did I guess something that happened to you? ROFL
My ESPN is going nuts today.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyy….. I’m trying not to snort. I need to stop reading your blog at work or my coworkers are going to send me for a psych consult, lol